Here in America    respect your fellow man    Some foreign cultures    don't understand    We got this little rule    and it's called elbow room    Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume       If I'm in front of line    then you should stay behind    Until I get my iceless soda    It's such a simple thing    it's called first come first serve    Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve       In every region    it seems there's a legion    of impatient close talking slime    that cut in line    Barge me with your walkin'    spray me with your talkin'    I am the ambassador    of kick your assador       What's your affinity    for my vicinity    There's plenty room here    in your country    It's just etiquette    to use deodorant    Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent       Boozy and stinkin'    I smell what your thinkin'    I just need a little more space Get out my face    Barge me with your walkin'    spray me with your talkin'    Back the fuck up ass hole    shut your bread & cheese hole    Tryin' to make myself clear    give me just a foot here    You offend my sinus    I'll kick your royal highness       I'll see your Euro-barge by friend    and raise you one Ugly American       In every region    it seems there's a legion    of impatient close talking slime    that cut in line    Barge me with your walkin'    spray me with your talkin'    Push you out of the way    sock you in the pate'    Step right off you inbred    hygiene like a deadhead    I am the ambassador    of fuckin' kick your assador!