Roger Wingtip is my dentist  there’s no one can compare  when he talks about bicuspids  he makes you really care  I once chewed three packs of licorice  to spend more time in his chair  Roger Wingtip is my dentist  there’s no one can compare    Oh Roger  you cause me pain  an ache that cannot be diminished  with Novocain  Oh Roger  when we’re apart  it feels like root canal  of the heart    One day I got the chance to tell him  what I had to say  I said " I rink I ruv ru"  but his hands got in the way  He looked at me and said  "Yes, I think the weather’s fine today"  Only once I got the chance to tell him  what I had to say