Mr. Spin Cycle  This is his story  Mr. Spin Cycle  Spinning into glory    Married Mrs. Dryer  Laundromat liar  Pinned up against the wall  Torturing dirty clothes  Starching and cutting holes  Pretending he did nothing at all    Mr. Spin Cycle  This is his life  Mr. Spin Cycle  This is his wife    Raided a laundromat  Called the owner "fat"  And then drove off in his car  A yellow dryer  Driving like fire  Drove to someplace real far    Mr. Spin Cycle  This is his death  Mrs. Dryer  Ran out of breath    Spin Cycle was spinning  But the clothes were winning  Tying themselves up in knots  The motor was straining   And started refraining  Spin Cycle was finally stopped