Oh Baby (Oh Yeah)   This is a song for the ladies   (Ladies song tonight)   And I've been gay most of my life   (Gay a long time)   But I think I'm gonna make   An exception for you baby   (He'll probably still be gay after this)   I will cheat on you with other men   (Gay Sex)   But baby--   (LOTS OF GAY SEX!)   You'll be the only girl for me   (gay sex)   Do remember the first time we met?   (first time we met)   I was digging through the trash and you thought I was a homeless person   (Hobo in the trash)   But baby   (baby)   I just like dirty things   And baby   I like you   (heh, he likes you)   I can remember the first time i made sweet, sweet love   (making love to you)   It was to a shimmering Rainbow Trout   (making love to a trout)   It was the first fish I'd ever caught, coincidentally   It felt good, cause it had no teeth   (gummy trout)   I like no teeth   And baby   Thats why we were   Meant for each other   I don't care that you've   Been dead for 2 years   (dead a long time)   You still have that soft   Smile on your face   (oooh child)   That says Please Baby, Put down a goat, Daddy's gonna take you home   (taking you home)   I dont know what that means   I think it means I have herpes     Turtledoves and pigeons feet   Salamanders and old lunch meat   And I love you   The cardboard box that I ate through   Naked little boys in the locker room   Whoa   And I love you     Baby, I'd like to dress you up   Like an Ice Cream cone   And put salmon down your skirt   (salmon down ya skirt)   But not live salmon   Cause baby   Sometimes they bite   (PISSED OFF SALMON IN THE PANTS!)   I'd like to put a carrot down your pants   And cover you with Ranch Dressing   (creamy, low-fat)   Some people would think its man juice   But I would think it's sexy   (sexy, oohh yeah)   If love were a disease   Baby, I'd have gohnorrea   (gohnorrea)   Gohnorrea for you, baby   And though all the   Tests have been postive   Im pretty sure I don't have rabies   I bite school children by choice   (choosing biting kids)   And baby   I choose you   You know its funny how stale Jell-o reminds me of you   (I can insert random stuff here)   Funky and jiggley in the wind   (i have a penis)   Squishy like the hot flesh of your corpse   (Oooh Hot flesh-a!)   And most corpses are stiff   I would know   But not you, baby   Your special, like free ketchup packets     Ostriches and midget porn   Vaccinations and plastic corn   And I love you   (I'm loving you sweet child!)(WAA!)   Plastic whips and leather shoes   Hepititas and Elmers glue   And I love you     Ohh baby   You make me so hot   And I don't understand   Your about 20 degrees temperature    these lyrics are submitted by XhahaXmeX