Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?    I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july   Baby, can’t you see I got tears in my eyes?    Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?       Baby’s got a thing for muscle bound jocks   I collapse a lung just taking off my socks   I’m holed up in the closet and I’m pettin’ my fox   She treats me like I got a bad case of small pox, but      Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?    I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july   Baby, can’t you see I got tears in my eyes?    Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?       He’s got a big truck, and it’s bigger than my dump   It’s bigger than the bank account of donald trump   It’s bigger than the feeling that I’ve got in my rump   He’s got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but      Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?    I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july   Baby, can’t you see I got tears in my eyes?    Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?       He shaves his legs and so I asked him if he was bi   He grabbed me ’round the throat and said, prepare to die   Everybody says that I’m a nicer guy   But he’s like malathion, I’m a simple med fly, yeah      Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?    I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july   Baby, can’t you see I got tears in my eyes?    Why you going out with that gold’s gym guy?