There's a town in Georgia with a law on the books   Says if we all have guns then we won't have crooks   What could make them think that way? (Feel that way?)   What could make them act that way?      They're just rightwing pigeons from outer space   Sent here to destroy the human race   Don't give a shit about you or me   Just buy guns and watch T.V.      There's a lady in Detroit owns a can of mace   Got pissed at my brother, sprayed it in his face   What could make her feel that way?