Like to think I'm the best there is at putting myself down   Here's to looking at trading places with anyone in town   The way you light that cigarette   The smoke never hits your eyes   Wishing I was you, you're the best guy   So good looking and confident   When you're lacking personality   Nothing matters when you back it up with five beers   A line of speed, scintillating conversation   I know that I should try   Wishing I was you you're the best guy   Now I stand in front of you   I hope that I could die   Wishing I was you you're the best guy   As many friends as there are bodies placed in your field of view   Does that explain why I'm so incensed when you do the things you do   Jealousy's the most destructive, a bitter waste of time   Wishing I was you you're the best guy   Well I lost my fait in everything, severed all my ties   Wishing I was you you're the best guy