And now ladies and gentlemen, here's the event you've all been waiting for.       You came twice last year like a Sears catalog    'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg    Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seein' God    'Cause girl I'll get you pantin' like you're Pavlov's dog    Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down    But baby your black box is the one that I found    I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost ya any money    Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny       So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes    I can tell I'm doin' somethin' right by the way that she blushes    She's the one that's speechless I'm the one that's tongue-tied    She's thinkin' holy mackerel I'm thinkin' tuna on the side    There must be somethin' wrong with Al Pacino's nose    'Cause the Scent Of A Woman is like rotten tomatoes    Yeah I'm snorkelin' for clams it doesn't matter if I wanna be    Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny       Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base    I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes    Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties    And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty       Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base    I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes    Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties    And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty       Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base    I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes    Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties    And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty       Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base    I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes    Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties    And then drink it while I'm eating out down at the Seafood Shanty