Goodbye, my 4-Track   Goodbye, microphones   No more songs about noodles and fish   No more references to telephones      So, goodbye, my 4-Track   Goodbye, everyone   It's been fun   But I gotta run   So goodbye      I just wanna sit around and do nothing all day   But that don't seem to be keepin' the utilities paid      You know, things don't always go the way you want them to, and whether or not you like it, that's the way it is; there's no avoiding it. If you believe in all that destiny crap, well, I'll tell you, you can't change it. But even if you feel like there's no hope in the entire bloody world, there's always that one little thing you should always remember. What that is, well, I forget, but the point is this: It doesn't matter whether or not things go right all the time, because it's not all your fault anyway, so cheer up and stop feeling so bad for yourself, you big babyhead!      I just wanna sit around and do nothing all day   But that don't seem to be keepin' the utilities paid      Whoa now, goodbye, my 4-Track   Goodbye, everyone   It's been fun   But I gotta run   So goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye      Heh, April Fools!