You can make huge coins materialize   Shoot fireballs out of your hand   You can grow ten times your normal size   That's what it's like in Japan      There are big green pipes sticking out of the ground   Bricks floating in the air   There are mean little turtles walking all around   That's what it's like when you're there      When you get to Japan   You must try to find   And save the princess fair   But when you get past   The big green lizard   She's hardly ever there      You can jump like nobody's business   Live longer than anyone can   You don't have to wonder or say, "What is this?"   'Cause that's what it's like in Japan   I've totally been there   That's what it's like in Japan   That's what it's like when you go to Japan      (I think.)