I wrote a letter to the devil   And I sealed it in an envelope of fire   And when I got it back it burned up all my mail   Maybe next time I'll send him a wire      CHORUS:   I am so important   That I'm talking to myself   And if I had a quarter   I might call someone who cares      So we know the moon revolves around the earth   And we know the earth is orbiting a star   We can tie a string to Saturn's ring and pull it from the sky   And collect the stars like fireflies and put them in a jar      CHORUS      Aah, it's not so hard to sing this song   Aah, tell your ears to sing along      And when my television fell into the sea   I sat down and I wrote a little play   About the time my television fell into the ocean   And how I had to dive into the waters of the San Francisco bay