The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died   The day Squid's gerbil died   He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.   He was D.O.A.      Don't do it! No!   Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all   Squid put the dog gate up   So he couldn't get to the third floor   But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,   Chased him in circles, from noon until four      Don't do it! No!   Don't do it! No!      She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,   Came in from playing one day   And he was dead on location   A gerbil stiff as a board   Staring blankly at the world   Now he wont play on his wheel anymore      Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,   Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,   No Means No Means No!      Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,   Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,   No Means No Means No!         The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died   The day Squid's gerbil died   He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.   He was D.O.A.   The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried   Don't do it! No!   Don't do it! No!      A little later on in life came a gerbil couple   They got together, had some babies   but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off   Squid came too late to pull him off   More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot         Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,   Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,   No Means No Means No!      Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,   Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,   No Means No Means No! No! No! No!      You're a bad bad dog   And I told you not to do it   And I told you not to go      You're a bad bad dog   And I told you not to do it   Now you're choking on a bone!