Won't waste my time on Mars   It's Saturn that matters   Gonna pack up all my gadgets   I've had it with this planet      Tore the knee out of my spacesuit   Chasing cagey Bobby Moonbeam   Want some lovey-dovey daily   Is that so cockamamie?      Tried to find a place to cha-cha   These twinkle-toes get itchy   Got no Stardust Room to go to   Say Mister won't you dip me?      Need some plucky little spaceship   With curtain, couch and kitchen   Wear just oven mitts and slippers   No buckles, snaps, or zippers