You're already a little nowhere   So please disappear my dear   Otherwise put on a disguise   So I won't even know you're here      The false mustache factory never closes   And on our way we'll stop for rubber noses   Higgledy-piggledy   Rat-a-tat-tat   Saleslady, saleslady   Sell us a hat      With a hey and a ho   And hey nonino   Diddle diddle dum dum   Fee and fie   Fo and fum      You were always topnotch   When it came to hopscotch   Even the raindrops    Used to stop and watch      Now you mustn't worry   Believe me, you'll be missed   But I'll like you so much better   When you don't exist      You were already a little nowhere   Now you've finally disappeared my dear   Hooray and toodleoo   Hooray and toodleoo   Hooray and toodleoo   Hooray and toodleoo...