Meanie Leanie come on down   Come and entertain the town   It's friday night and we're all bored   Times being called there is no more   Times being called it's such a bore      Dan Abnormal not normal at all   It's not his fault we made him this way   He'll imitate you, try to ape you   But it's not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv      Meanie Leanie stays up late   Mopes around gets in a state   The killer in your arcade   Shooting gangstas ready made   Cause that is where the future's made      Dan Abnormal not normal at all   It's not his fault we made him this way   He'll imitate you, try to ape you   But it's not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv      Dan went to his local burger bar   I want mcnormal and chips   Or I'll blow you to bits   Give us it      It's the miseries at half past three   Watching video nasties   He has dirty dreams when he's asleep   Dan's just like you and me   He's the Meanie Leanie      Dan Abnormal not normal at all   It's not his fault we made him this way   He'll imitate you, try to ape you   But it's not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv   Dan Abnormal not normal at all   It's not his fault we made him this way   He'll imitate you, try to ape you   But it's not his fault Dan's as normal as me