Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    This song is called "Crazy Gnome"    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome       Ok, everyone, there's a crazy gnome out in the audience    Say "crazy gnome" when the time g . . .       Crazy gnome, crazy gnome       Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome, crazy gno . . .       Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome       Ok, we got any gnomes out there?   Do we got any crazy gnomes out there?      Crazy gnome was walking through the desert    It was dry and got nothing but the lepers    And I was beating out their blood and pus    And all their scabs are know what do, what do   What do you want with me    Crazy gnome on a fucking Halloween       Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome    And he’ll go in your home    He won’t be here when you’re walking down    But crazy gnome   He doesn’t care about your hat    If he’s going off all inside    If you’re getting yourself a new ride    Or moving away from your college or parents    Or moving away from being a sea monkey, that’s great    Crazy gnome knows what you’re saying   Crazy gnome, he was awake all day    And when he went outside at quarter past ten    Crazy gnome, he started eating raw chicken    And the things you want, the things you do    The crazy gnome wants a belt whooping    You’re crazy    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome    Ah!   Ah!   Ah!   Ah!      Well crazy gnome    He has a wavy cap    Went to school and then he got home from gym    He felt wawawawawawa I don’t understand    I guess he made my jacket my own       Gnome, crazy gnome    Crazy gnome, crazy       Cheering throughout portion below. This is just Isaac rambling about the gnome. He isn’t singing the bottom part.      Every year crazy gnome comes around    And he looks at all your stuff and he laughs at you    Crazy gnome is no one’s friend    If you see crazy gnome near your house    Feel self-conscious    Say, “He’s laughing at you and your stuff”    I saw crazy gnome inside my house twice this year    I didn’t leave my house for a week each time    My stuff was violated by the crazy gnome    You probably don’t even know him when you see him    “Oh, it’s just that weird little mailman”    Crazy gnome, crazy gnome    In your house, looking through your home    And he’s laughing at your stuff    Crazy gnome