A couple of week ago   My wife and I   Took a little trip down to   Mexico   Met this young girl there   We brought her back with us   Now she lives with us   In Our Home   She cleans the hallway   She cleans the stair   She cleans the livingroom   She wipes the baby's ass   She drives the kids to school   She does the laundry too   She wrote this song for me   Listen   Yeah      The other afternoon   My wife and I   Took a little ride into   Beverly Hills   Went to the private school   Our oldest child attends   Many famous people send their children there   This teacher says to us   "We have a problem here   This child just will not do   A thing I tell him to   And he's such a big old thing   He hurts the other children   All the games they play, he plays so rough   Hold it teacher   Wait a minute   Maybe my hears are clogged or somethin'   Maybe I'm not understanding   The English language   Dear, you don't seem to realize      My Life Is Good   My Life Is Good   My Life Is Good, you old bag   My Life, My Life      Just this evening   Some young associates of ours   Are flying to see us from   New York City   They're gonna stay with us   Oh, a couple of weeks or so   I'm gonna take 'em to   Restaurants and everything   Gonna get'em some   Real good cocaine   They don't get much   Where they come from   And this one's guy wife   Is such a pretty little brown thing   That I'm liable to give her a poke or two   Whaddaya think of that?      Teacher, let me tell you a little story   Just this morning   My wife and I   Went to this hotel in the hills   That's right   The Bel-Air Hotel   Where a very good friend of ours   Happens to be staying   And the name of this young man   Is Mr Bruce Springsteen   That's right, yeah   Oh, we talked about some kind of   woodblock or something   And this new guitar we like   And you know what he said to me   I'll tell you what he said to me   He said, "Rand, I'm tired   How would you like to be the Boss for awhile?"   Well, yeah   Blow, Big Man, blow      My Life Is Good   My Life Is Good   My Life Is Good   My Life, My Life Is Good