Old lady lost in the city   In the middle of a cold, cold night   It was fourteen below and the wind start to blow   There wasn't a boy scout in sight   Pull down the shades cause he's comin'   Turn out the lights cause he's here   Runnin' hard down the street   Through the snow and the sleet   On the coldest night of the year      CHORUS   Beware, beware, beware of the Naked Man      Old lady head up toward Broad Street   Shufflin' uptown against the wind   She had started to cry-wiped a tear from her eye   And looked back to see where she had been      Old lady stand on the corner   With a purse in her hand   She does not know but in a minute or so   She will be robbed by a naked man      CHORUS      Old lady lean against a lamppost   Starin' down at the ground on which she stand   She look up and scream   For the lamplight's beam   There stood the famous Naked Man      He say, "They found out about my sister   And kicked me out of the Navy,   They would have strung me up if they could.   I tried to explain that we were both of us lazy   And were doing the best we could."      He faked to the left and he faked to the right   And he snatched the purse fromere hand   "Someone stop me," he cried,   As he faded from sight,   "Won't nobody help a naked man?"   "Won't nobody help a naked man?"      CHORUS