I came with instructions that made you laugh   It wasn't very much    Just a paragraph   You think shredded paper is all i need   Pull my instructions from the box and reread      I'm your pet rock.   I'm your pet rock.      I know you've got your needs and your wishes and stuff   Sometimes you tell me that your life is rough   I'm here for you and you know that well   Stuck inside this pet rock hell      I'm your pet rock.   I'm your pet rock.      I live behind the clock.   I live behind the clock   I live behind the clock   And it goes tick tock.   Time wastes away.      (solo)      Yeah I live behind the clock   I live behind the clock   I live behind the clock   And it goes tick tock.      You wanna go drink with your old friends   It used to be me back when I was the trend   You train your dog to fetch and heel   But you don't think twice about how it would feel   To be a pet rock.   Your rock.   I'm your pet rock.   Your rock.   I'm your pet rock!      I live behind the clock   I live behind the clock   And it goes tick tock.   Time wastes away.