I got three kids and a lovely wife   I got a happy home and a   electric carving knife      that's why I wrote this song   because there's nothin' wrong   nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life   there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong   there's just nothin' wrong with my life      I got a four wheel drive   and I got a computer hard drive   and I got Asheville? jive   and I got plenty of motivational jive      that's why I wrote this song   because there's nothin' wrong   there's just nothin' wrong with my life   nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life      but then one day   my wife phoned   to tell me I was   on my own      and now there's one thing wrong   one thing wrong   one thing wrong with my life      so I had to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to    "there been somethin' wrong" with my life      there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo)   to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life      well I, I caught my wife, and I,   I had my electric knife and I just   carved her up   and put her into my strife?      and now there's nothin' wrong   no, there's nothin' wrong   there's just nothin' wrong with my life   nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life      Speaking:   hello sheriff, what can I do for you?    my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her.   I left her all over the place.    I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store   you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time.   the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff.      a-one two, one two three four