[Eminem]   When I just a little baby boy,   my momma used to tell me these crazy things   She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,   she used to tell me he hated me   But then I got a little bit older   and I realized, she was the crazy one   But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it   cause that's just the way she was      They said I can't rap about bein broke no more   They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more   (AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore   til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!   (AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin   Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it   (AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you   I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you   (AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos   Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma?   "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,   snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"   You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late   I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states   I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches   vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*}   Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all   danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on   Blood, guts, guns, cuts   Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts      Chorus: Eminem      Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me   Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me   Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef   We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef   You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead   for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said   But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me   Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me   .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)   Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)   I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)   Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you..      [Eminem]   Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you   in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you   Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!   I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em   I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid   Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added   WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!   Just criminal intent to sodomize women again   Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult   And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse   to do it again, THEN, if he does it again   you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th   (Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus   I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest   A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times   in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?   Serial killer hidin murder material   in a cereal box on top of your stereo   Here we go again, we're out of our medicine   out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in      Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")      [Eminem]   Eh-heh, know why I say these things?   Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams   And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks   this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!   TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things   Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks   Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows   just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?   FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer   from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her   from principal to the student body and counselor   from in-school to before school to out of school   I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs   just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it   OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY   I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.   I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE   You faggots keep eggin me on   til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?   SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet   I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you   YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!      Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!"   ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!")      [Eminem]   Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies   You know I love you