Oh my goodness, what have I done?   Oh no, I can't believe it   It's like I've got the whole world in my palm   And I'm ready to drop it      Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca   It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca   It's my sector   Homosexual dissector   Come again, rewind selector   I said nice rectum   I had a visectomy, Hector   So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck you   Hannibal Lecter   In the guy sex and I bet you   I tantalize you in less than five seconds, I get you   They say once bitten and twice shy   Well, I'm next to the guy   With nine ecstasy pills and five extra   Boxes of ripped condoms   And quantities, why, yessa   I took the rest of them Lunesta   Pills from my dresser   It's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?   Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester   Perform a home abortion with Dexter   Then I guess, I dig the fetus out with the wire hanging and digest her      I guess it's time for you to hate me again   Let's begin, now hand me the pen   How should I begin it and where does it all end?   The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in      I said,   I guess it's time for you to hate me again   Let's begin, now hand me the pen   How should I begin it and where does it all end?   My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends      All my Westside bitches, throw it up   Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up   Man, I think that he just fell up the teat and shown enough   So you better change the station and keep them from throwing up   Man, you've seen it all before   You are too familiar with it   There's a penis on floor   And two balls so you know who did it   You know you with it, girl   Don't front, oh no, you didn't   I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls   Don't you get it?   Now I'll pee on Rihanna   Man, see, I do what I wanna   Spray perfume in her son or (?)   Erase the glue in Madonna   'Til the La-Z Boy sofa fold her in two and sit on her   Imagine the visual for that man   Who would've thought I've   Could be such a relentless prick?   Unleash the vengeance for the chicks   So all she looks like she had her life sentence   I never meant this   Rhyme to be offensive   If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be   You're so sensitive      I guess it's time for you to hate me again   Let's begin, now hand me the pen   How should I begin it and where does it all end?   The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in      I said,   I guess it's time for you to hate me again   Let's begin, now hand me the pen   How should I begin it and where does it all end?   My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends      Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand   Kick it up and push him and lead him right in the quicksand   Here, you need a hand, big man?   Grab hold of this branch with both hands   But they don't understand I'm just a sick man   Now everybody's pissed at me   Like it's my faults   His name rhymes with so many different words, geez   So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves   Won't you break it down for me?   And just spit the verse, please      Eminem, I'm coming to kill you (*sniff*)   I've always hated you and I still do   You'll never fill my shoes   My Superman costume (*sniff*)   Doesn't even fit you   They don't feel you   You're taking this shit too far (*sniff*)   Who do you think you are?   In my suit up in the armor   Everyday I hate you more and more   Throw down the cardboard   Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore      I guess it's time for you to hate me again   Let's begin, now hand me the pen   How should I begin it and where does it all end?   The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in      I said,   I guess it's time for you to hate me again   Let's begin, now hand me the pen   How should I begin it and where does it all end?   My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends      The world is mine