Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and   the way things are going, he decides to rob a   liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden   change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience   comes into play...      Dre: Alright, stop!   (Huh?)   Now before you walk in the door   This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer   You better think of the consequence...   (Who are you?)   I'm your motherfuckin' conscience   Em: That's nonsense. Go in gather the money   And run to one of your aunt's cribs   And borrow her damn dress and one of her blond wigs   Tell her you need a place to stay   You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs   With Renee's razor blades   Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to?   The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you   Think about it before you walk in the door first   Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns   Em: Fuck dat! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!   Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?   Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?   Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?   Dre: Man, don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it!   (You're right!)   Not over this shit   (Stop!)   Drop the biscuit   (I will!)   Don't even listen to Slim, yo, he's bad for you   Em: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude...   (scratch)      Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl   at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in   an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience   comes into play...      Em: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek   Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink   Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe...   Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old!   You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair   Em: Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair?   (Uh huh)   Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare   Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there   Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "KIDS"?   Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!   Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?   Em: Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog, then bail...   (scratch)      Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After   coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the   door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed   with another man.      (What the FUCK?!)   Dre: Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin'...   Em: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'!   While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off?!   Fuck slittin' her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!   Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?   Em: What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?!   Dre: Alright Shady, maybe he's right, Grady   But think about the baby before you get all crazy   Em: Okay, thought about it   Still wanna stab her   Grab her by the throat, get the daughter   And kidnap her!   That's what I did   Be smart, don't be a retard   You gonna take advice from somebody   That slapped DEE BARNES?!   Dre: Whatchu say?   Em: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?   Dre: I'mma kill you, motherfucker!   Em: Ah-ah, temper, temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?   Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way?!   How in the fuck you goin' tell this man not to be violent?   Dre: 'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went   Been there, done that!   Aww, fuck it, what am I sayin'?   Shoot 'em both, Grady   Where's your gun at?