I've got a riddle, what’s little and talks big   with midget arms and creamy white filling in the middle   that’ll do anything to throw dirt on my name   if it means walking the whole Mediterranean   is he an Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tazmanian,   No he’s name’s Raymond and oh, oh sorry yo   So sorry wow, but that was a long time ago   When I was just Joe Shmo, rapping in Joe Blow’s basement   I apologized fo’ it before, so   Either accept it or you don’t   And let’s move on, if I aint shown that I’ve grown   Then get the bone, keep licking these nuts,   You industry mutts, keep walking around sniffing each other’s butts   Or should I say asses?   What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses?   The question I ask is..   How can I explain this?   How can I swing this, in English language?   If I switch to slang and turn mayn to mayn   do I do it in vein, or simply to entertain?   Am I being real or am I being fake   Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine   Or am I caught up in this hot water   Woady on my daughter I told you I love this culture   don’t let em insult ya, I’ma tell you one more ‘gain   this is the environment I was brought up ‘in   but every now and ‘then, I use my ‘pen   to get rid of some frustration, or should I say shon   this is just another one of my subliminal ways to racism   you’re face is numb, you’re stunned you look as cold   like that of a man who’s 70 some years old   and it only gets colder, which is why I understand   it can’t be mad at a forty four fan   with a chip on his shoulder   who only owns half of a magazine, and the only way to have it seen   is to put me on the front of it again   only think that makes him grin, is to see me frown   papa can’t stand me, papa needs to take his medication and sit the **** down   in his new chair that goes round and round   that he bought from new money of his bank account   that I get him every issue when the thang comes out   sit back and let his puffy clown hair come out   and let his black side arm wrestle his white side   yell apartheid loud enough that he might slide   he might find someone dumb enough who might ride   but aint nobody over here buying two white guys   disguised as pro-black there’s no slack for a Hartford college grad.   In a fitted hat and a hunch bag, standing by the clearance coat rack   And some RSO throwbacks, yeah