You find me offensive   I find you offensive for finding me offensive   hence if I should draw out a line any fences   if so to what extent, if any, should I go?   cause it's getting expensive    being on the other side of the court room on the defensive   they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain   when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses   I say you're all just too god damn sensitive   it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous   let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this   and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither   and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either   he used to be like a hero to me    I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers    on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader   and Darth must have put a hex on him for later   I feel like its my fault cause of the way that    I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther   I killed Superman I killed Super...Man   and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite   the green chronic      (Chorus)   Cause i aint got no legs or no brain   nice to meet you    hi my name is...   i forgot my name   my aim was not to become what i became with this level of fame   my soul is possessed by this devil   my new name is...   Rain Man      Now in the bible it says   thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed   have homosexual sex    unless of course you were given the consent to join in   then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex   which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions   either before, during, or after performing the act of that which    is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases   that are more used by today kids   in a more derogatory way   but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say   let ask Dr. Dre   Dr. Dre (what up?)   I got a question if i may (yea)   is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)   and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)   but but i aint done yet   in football a quarterback yells out hut hut   while he reaches in another grown man's ass   grabs on his nuts, but just what if    it was never meant, it was just an accident   but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in   his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney   and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit   and I don't need to go into any more details   but what if he pictured it as a female's butt   is that gay? I just need to clear things up   til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...      (Chorus)   Cause i aint got no legs or no brain   nice to meet you    hi my name is...   i forgot my name   my aim was not to become what i became with this level of fame   my soul is possessed by this devil   my new name is...   Rain Man      You find me offensive   I find you offensive...   shit this is the same verse, I just did this   when am I gonna come to my good senses?   probably the day Bush comes to my defenses   my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby   and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister   god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway   anyway I don't know how else to put it    this is the only thing that I'm good at   I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic   demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it   high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away   and as she flew around the room like a balloon   I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can    and zoom I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch   with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich   and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense   I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit      (Chorus)   Cause i aint got no legs or no brain   nice to meet you    hi my name is...   i forgot my name   my aim was not to become what i became with this level of fame   my soul is possessed by this devil   my new name is...   Rain Man