Oh! Yeah..   So much for 1st single on this one..      Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable   That the horses come out of errp   Of course we're about to stir up   Some shit thick as Mrs. Butterworth's syrup   It's the Mr. Picked-On-Christopher-Reeves-Just-For-No-Reason   Other than to just tease him   Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan   He used to be Superman   Now I'm pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him   "Eminem you wait til we meet up again   Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said"   It goes one for the money two for the fuckin show   Ready get set let's go   Here comes the buckin bronco   Stompin and stampedin up the damn street like them buffalo   Soldiers I told ya   I'm about to blow so look out below, geronimo   Motherfuckers it's dominos   I'm on a roll, around and around I go   When will I stop? I don't know   Tryin to pick up where the Eminem Show left off but I know   Anything's possible though I'm not gonna top what I sold   I'm at the top of my game that shit is not gonna change   Long as I got Dr Dre on my team I'll get away   With murder, I'm like OJ   He's like my Cochran today   We keep them Mark Ferman tapes in a safe   Lock em away   Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe   Them fuckers got you on tape   You swear to God you was playin   Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh   I wish I coulda told you not to do the same   Cause one day it could cost you your name      (Chorus)   And this was supposed to be my first single (burp)   But I just fucked that off so   Fuck it let's all have fun, let's mingle (burp)   Slap a bitch and smack a ho   This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (fart)   That you hear on your radio   But shit's about to hit the shingle (fart)   Oh oh oh oh oh oh no   Oh ah oh ah oh ah   Oh oh ah ah   Oh ah oh ah oh ah   Poo poo ka ka      Eri-eri-Erick swallowed some generic   Sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked   Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned sixteen and used a fake ID   To sneak in VIP to see R Kelly   Hee-hee-hee-hee   To be so young and naiive   Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free   Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled they cherish every picture   With their kids with hickeys all over their necks   Hicky-dickory dirk diggler look at me work wizardry   With these words, am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?   Or (scratch sound) jerkin your chain   Twenty two jerks in a jerk circle   Or is it a circle jerk   Or wait a minute what am I saying?   Allow me to run it back and rewind it   (Rewind noise)   Wait let me ask you again   Am I just jerkin your chain   Am I berserk or insane   Or am I just one of them damn amateurs   Working the dang cameras   Filmin one of them Paris Hilton homemade   Pornos who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle   Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin   Video tapes of em fuckin   When they was just Mouskateers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted em   And went straight to The Source with em   Cause they could have sworn someone said ni-   And then tried to erase and record over it   But if you listen close enough to it   You can hear the ga-uh   And then come ta   Find out it was Justin   Sayin "I'm gon-na cum!"   And this was supposed to be..      (Chorus)      Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest   And address it about my lyrics   I'd love to hear it   All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number   It's 1-800 I'm a Dick Sucker I Love To Suck A Dick   And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me   Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key   And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day   That I fall out with Dre   Wake up gay and make up with Ray   Hey! So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken   Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big a big cock   Or suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth   I'm done you can fuck off   Fuck a fuck off      (Chorus)