Two trailer park girls go round the outside;    round the outside, round the outside       Two trailer park girls go round the outside;    round the outside, round the outside      Guess who's back    Back again    Shady's back    Tell a friend    Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back    guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..         I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more    They want Shady, I'm chopped liver    Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya    A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor    Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker    than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital    by the doctor when I'm not co-operating    When I'm rockin the table while he's operatin (hey!!)    You waited this long, now stop debating    Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating    I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney    but your husband's heart problem's complicating    So the FCC won't let me be    or let me be me, so let me see    They try to shut me down on MTV    But it feels so empty, without me    So, come on and dip, rum on your lips    Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits    And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy    I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!       Now this looks like a job for me    So everybody, just follow me    Cause we need a little, controversy    Cause it feels so empty, without me    I said this looks like a job for me    So everybody, just follow me    Cause we need a little, controversy    Cause it feels so empty, without me       Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious    Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis    They start feelin like prisoners helpless    'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!       A visionary, vision of scary    Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves    A rebel, so just let me revel and bask    in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass   And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe    for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?    Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na    Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna    enter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter    The center of attention, back for the winter    I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling    Investing in your kid's ears and nesting    Testing, attention please    Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me    Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free    A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?       Now this looks like a job for me    So everybody, just follow me    Cause we need a little, controversy    Cause it feels so empty, without me    I said this looks like a job for me    So everybody, just follow me    Cause we need a little, controversy    Cause it feels so empty, without me      A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with    anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit    Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked    worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards    And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie    You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me    You don't know me, you're too old, let go    It's over, nobody listen to techno    Now let's go, just gimme the signal    I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults    I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil    ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol   But sometimes the shit just seems    everybody only wants to discuss me    So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting    But it's just me, I'm just obscene    No I'm not the first king of controversy    I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley    to do black music so selfishly    and used it to get myself wealthy    (Hey!!) There's a concept that works    Twenty million other white rappers emerge    But no matter how many fish in the sea    It'll be so empty, without me       Now this looks like a job for me    So everybody, just follow me    Cause we need a little, controversy    Cause it feels so empty, without me    I said this looks like a job for me    So everybody, just follow me    Cause we need a little, controversy    Cause it feels so empty, without me      "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la    La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}       Kids!