Gary and Melissa loved to make love   Loved to make love   Loved to make love   Over and over and over again   For the first few weeks of their relationship   They made love four or five times a night   They were really turned on for a while      Then, to heighten their passion   They bought sex books:   The Joy of Sex   The Sensuous Couple   The Joy of Sex: Part Two   The Kama Sutra   Even Yet Still More Joy of Sex   Popular Mechanics   Betty Crocker   Anything      They tried as many positions   As they were capable of physically   They were really turned on for a while      Then, to heighten their passion   They bought sex toys:   Ben Wah Balls   French Ticklers   Nipple clamps   Cock Rings   Whips and chains and bondage gear   Bowling Balls   Dildos   Vibrators   Watermelons   Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty   Anything   They were really turned on for a while      They set up a video camera   And taped themselves having sex   Then they watched it on the VCR   While having more sex   Then, to heighten their passion   Gary taped Melissa   Having sex with some of his friends   And Melissa taped Gary   Having sex with some of her friends   Then they watched it on the VCR   While having more sex   They were really turned on      As the years went by   Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members   Of their community   Although they never married   Their relationship outlasted   All the marriages on their block   And they never fought   Except to heighten their passion      They had made an agreement   That when one of them died   The other would continue   To live with and make love to the corpse   But as luck would have it   They were both killed in a freak accident   And died at the exact same moment   Holding hands