thank you for the easter bunny   sitting at my door   it wasn't made of chocolate   but it shit right on my floor   thank you god for christmas trees   return the gifts for money   thank you for my paycheck   now here's your 10%   I'd love to give you more   but I barely make my rent   thank you lord for turning   fruity grapes right into wine   it sure does make it easy   to try out my pick-up line   once there was no T.P.   inside my hotel room   the bible had 10,000 pages   but I only used a few   sunday school such a joy   forced to fondle reverend roy   good friday