howdy folks its me again      got a message to convey      im so confused whats to lose      I think I might turn gay      on the day my bitch left      she said "stick in your rear"      she never thought she'd hear these words      "ooh your mustache is so tickly down there"      (drill my ass)      oh god its tight      (drill my ass)      this is my first time      (drill my ass)      love you - love you too      live with bill its such a thrill      we get it on so fine      we tend our garden everyday      sometimes we 69      play dress up have puppet shows      we skip and dance and sing      he's so helpful shaves my back      mark its my turn to wear the cowboy hat      (its so hard)