its a 3 day weekend      im loading up my truck      got tons of beer      might shoot a deer      blow the shit out of a duck      steve's got a crossbow      jamie a shotgun      anything that fuckin moves      ready aim fire BLAM!      oh my god i cant believe      the antlers on that buck      it would take 40 men      to load him in the truck      nice shot      got that sucker right between the eyes      lets get a cold one don      love seats made from hides      stock your smoke house full of meat      pink and blue and yellow keychains      made from rabbits feet      trade your jerky to the indians      enjoy a coon skin hat      whip up some homemade criscos      with the extra fat      im wishin      a flock of geese would fly on by      im hopin i can bag not 4 but 5 reloadin      jesus fuckin christ      thats the biggest moose i've ever seen      get my gun goddamnit get him!      if i cant shoot them      ill start a forest fire      watch em run      right at my gun      no need for oscar meyer      thats a fine lookin piece of meat young man      im ready for that one there      yeh that ones for me      trophies on your wall      slap some new boots on your feet      the wallet in my pocket      kinda smells like meat      a half a dozen quail      a hearty rack of lamb      there must be 50 beavers      in that fuckin dam