If I lived in a perfect world   I would spend my days lying in the sun   the party never ends in a perfect world   if your life has hit the skids   wave goodbye to the wife & kids   I'm ready to move in to a perfect world   nacho cheese and anarchy   boy that sure sounds good to me   every kind of drug is free   in the new America   shoot your pistol in the air   celebrate a brand new year   living leisurely in a perfect world   everybody's drinking hams   Good by all you straight edge bands   sit around and get a tan   in the new America   when I turn on my T.V.   nothing but pornography   no more rated "G" in a perfect world   strung out hookers everywhere   have a picnic feed the bears   now nobody even cares   In the new America   Nothing in this worlds for free   cause everything belongs to me   No more green fees in a perfect world