Some people say that rappers don't have feelings   We have feelings, we have feelings   Some people say that we are not rappers   We're rappers      That hurts our feelings   Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers   Some people say that rappers are invincible   We're vincible, we're vincible      What you are about to hear are true stories   Real experiences, autobiographical raps   Things that happened to us, all true   Bring the rhyme      I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious   Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes   Not one of them thinks about the way I feel   Nobody compliments the meal      I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings   I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole   I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings   You could've said something nice about my profiteroles      Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye   I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive   But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs   And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size      I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings   I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man   I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings   Get me a small man's wetsuit please      It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family   They forgot about me   I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings   The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum      I call my friends and say let's go into town   But they're all too busy to go into town   So I go by myself, I go into town   Then I see all my friends they're all in town      I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings   They're all lined up to watch that movie ' Maid in Manhattan'      Have you even been told that your ass is too big?   Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?   Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?   Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?      Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?   Once again, they forgot about J   Were you ever called homo 'cause at school you took drama?   Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?      Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper   I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper