Loretta   Broke my heart in a letter   She told me she was leaving   And her life would be better      Joan   Broke it off over the phone   After the tone   She left me alone      Jen said she'd never ever   See me again   When I saw her again   She said it again      Jan   Met another man   Lisa got amnesia   Just forgot who I am      Felicity   Said there was no electricity   Emily   No chemistry      Fran ran   Bruce turned out to be a man   Flo had to go   I couldn't go with the flow      Carol Brown   Just took a bus out of town   But I'm hoping that you'll   Stick around      He doesn't cook or clean   He's not good boyfriend material   We can eat cereal      He loses interest fast   His relationships never last   Shut up, girlfriends from the past      He says he'll do one thing   And then he goes and does another thing   Who organized all of my ex-girlfriends   Into a choir and got them to sing?      Who, who? Shut up   Shut up girlfriends from the past      Mimi   Will no longer see me   Britney   Britney hit me      Paula, Persephone   Stella and Stephanie   There must be fifty ways   That lovers have left me      Carol Brown   Just took a bus out of town      Love is a delicate thing   It could just float away on the breeze   He said the same thing to me      How can we ever know   We've found the right person in this world   He means he looks at other girls      Love is a mystery   It does not follow a rule   This guy is a fool      He'll always be a boy   He's a man who never grew up   I thought I told you to shut up      Mona   You told me you were in a coma   Tiffany   You said that you had an epiphany      Would you like a little cereal?   Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?   Was it you, Carol Brown?   Was it you, Carol Brown?      Carol Brown   Just took a bus out of town   But I'm hoping that you'll stick around      Stick around   Stick around   Stick around   Stick around