Friends sing together, la, la, la, la   Friends do things together, la, la, la, la   Friends laugh together, ha, ha, ha, ha   Friends make graphs together, la, la, la, la      Friends help you when you're in danger   Friends are people who are not strangers   Friends help you shift into a new place   Tell you if you've got food on your face      Friends are the ones on whom you can depend   He's my friend, he's not my friend   Friends are the ones who are there in the end   He's my friend, they're not my friends      If you trip over I'll catch you fall   If you kick my dick I won't break your balls   If you get drunk and vomit on me   I'll make sure you get home safely      If you cross the road and a truck struck you   I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you   I'll cheer you up if your depressed   If you get murdered I'll avenge your death      Friends walk together, la, la, la, la   Pop and lock together, zhu, zu, zee zhu   Me and him together, la, la, la, la   Me and Jim forever      Friends go jogging at the track   Friends borrow money never pay it back   Friends do not let friends to crack   Friends go out and grab a snack      Friends drink beer in the sun   And like girlfriends that don't mind if you have more than one   Friends tell you when your fly's undone   Murry your fly's undone      My uncle John had a special friend   They dressed alike his name was Ben   I've never seen two friends like them   They were very, very friendly men      La, la, la, la, friends, friends, friends   La, la, la, la, friends, friends, friends, friends   La, la, la, la, friends, friends, friends, friends   La, la, la, la, friends   La, la, la, la, ping