Watchin' television one afternoonLookin' for a movie or a good cartoonStopped by a station's commercial breakWhen suddenly I'm faced with a heartacheThe woman of my dreams is plain in viewSellin' me a can of liver stewI said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill Fido's bowlNow I watch TV 20 hours a dayJust to watch your commercials playIf someday your love was in reachI'd be all yours honey, you could put me on a leashYou love that dog, could you love a man?I make my own gravy when you show that canI said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill Fido's bowlI figure the only way she'll notice meIs if I buy what she's sellin' on TVSo I stop at the local shopping mallHead to the pet store and buy it allGo to the bank and empty my savingsSo I can buy more of what Spot is cravingSpent all my money by accidentCan't buy groceries or pay the rentGot evicted now I live on the streetCrunchy kibbles all I got to eatMy breath is real bad, my tongue's turning blackBut I've got a nice shiny coat of hair on my backI said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill Fido's bowl(Dogs barking and howling)Yeah, take it for a walk!I said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill Fido's bowl