sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks    welcome to my world, welcome to my world    whacking it to late night cinemax       welcome to my world       jagermeister and captain crunch    nicotine and the brady bunch    i'm building a boat out of pudding cups       welcome to my world       welcome to my world    non-stop no-girl action without you       this old shirt is starting to stink    i don't give a damn what people think    i can take a leak in the kitchen sink       welcome to my world       no you needn't shed a tear    'cause I've got waffles and I've got beer    and i've got mr. belvedere       welcome to my world       welcome to my world    non-stop no-girl action without you       don't want to be here    don't want to be here tonight    can't stand another episode of cheers tonight    i hate that woody    i hate diane    frasier and norm    and that dumbass mailman!