Got a new job at a radio station   But that won't help you at all   40,000 watts of maximum rock   But that won't help you at all      You think you've got everything   But I've got news for you      You're gonna be the one who's sorry   You're gonna be the one who's sorry   You're gonna be the one who's sorry      You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend   But she won't help you at all   Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen   But that won't help you at all      You think that you've got it made   But you've made one mistake      You're gonna be the one who's sorry   You're gonna be the one who's sorry   You're gonna be the one who's sorry      The free paper calls you a local celebrity   But that won't help you at all   You're such a big, big deal, you get in the clubs for free   But that won't help you at all      You think you've got everything   But I've got news for you      You're gonna be the one who's sorry   You're gonna be the one who's sorry   You're gonna be the one who's sorry