I, I met a girl   She was standing on the dance floor of the club   She was a very, very pretty girl      So I went up and talked to her   And when you share your thoughts with someone   You feel close to them      Nosering girl, I love you   Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you   Nosering girl, I love you   Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you      Yeah, she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes   And a dalmatian jacket, dalmatian jacket   And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for      No more salami, no more steak or potatoes   Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store   And buy hummus and tabouli and babaganoush   And ricecakes, ricecakes, ricecakes      Nosering girl, I love you   Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you   Nosering girl, I love you   Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you      As it turns out, she was the cousin   Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve   My very good friend Steve but she didn't like me   She said I was a drunkard, an alcoholic, a weirdo, a freak   A freak?      Nosering, nosering girl, I love you   Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you   Nosering girl, I love you   Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you      Yeah, we're warmin' up, we're warmin' up