I would hire the A-Team   And I'd crash the General Lee   I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise   And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you   I'd do anything for you   Just about anything for you   I'd do anything for you, for you      I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu   I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose   I'd catch Pac-Man fever too   I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you   I'd do anything for you   Just about anything for you   I'd do anything for you, for you      And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right   And I'd sweat to the oldies all night   I'd be depressed like Morrissey   And slayed by Buffy every week   I would do anything for you      I would fight the Karate Kid   And I would get arrested on CHiPs   And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo   And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you   I'd do anything for you   Just about anything for you   I'd do anything for you, for you