Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year?   No   Well let me tell you about it!      For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree   And Sally in Ohio will get Malibu Barbie   For little Elmer Johnson, old socks that smell like pee   I know what you're getting for Christmas      For the homeless in the street, there'll be tin cans and rain   For the plumber in his saggy pants, another clogged up drain   For the millionaire in the mansion, more money and cocaine!   I know what you're getting for Christmas      Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la.   I know what you're getting for Christmas      For the ladies, A new perfume, with the same old smell   And for the TV Preacher, more Jesus to sell   How about a new Burrito from Taco Bell?   I know what you're getting for Christmas      Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la .Fa la. Fa la.   I know what you're getting for Christmas      For the drunkard in the bar, another glass of booze   For the gambler in Las Vegas, another hand to lose   For the grammar school nerd, another bully to fight   For the lonely and disheartened, another endless night   And all the pretty girls will get another kiss   I know, I know, I know what you're getting for Christmas