Sometimes its scented or colored   Its located on your bathroom sink   Or In the shower on a rope   It takes away the stink   Well it does a little more then that      It doesnt talk back to you   It doesnt have any feelings   It wont take your money   Or make you call it honey   Its the Soap Slut      Soap Slut You're the one for me   In the morning I just cant wait to see you   Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy   My soap slut ive never been so clean      So, if you're feeling down or depressed   There's only one place you gotta go   That's into the shower   Cause the Soap's got the power   But dont forget to lock the door      It can't say you came too quick   Or say you treat me like shit   It cant cry or whine or look at other guys   Its the Soap Slut      Soap Slut You're the one for me   In the morning I just cant wait to see you   Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy   My soap slut ive never been so clean      I'm going blind just thinkin about you   Cause you make me feel so good   And im wondering why Theres a tear in my eye   When i see that you've broken in two      But thats alright Take a trip to ShopRite   And buy me a couple more   Stock 'em under the sink   Up and Down the closet door   That's the best about having a Soap Whore      It can't say you came too quick   Or say you treat me like shit   It cant cry or whine or look at other guys   Its the Soap Slut      Soap Slut You're the one for me   In the morning I just cant wait to see you   Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy   My soap slut ive never been so clean      Thanks to Chris Masi (pimpin_chris@hotmail.com) for these lyrics