Hope springs eternal   But boys spring infernal   Had high hopes   It lasted just a couple of gropes   Scraps and crumbs   Are all that's been on my plate   My box of condoms   Is past it's expiration date   Macho men and catty queens   And precious little inbetween   Cute guy I got to meet   Another drug tragedy   I'm a reliable guy   In a city of flakes   My box of condoms   Is past it's expiratios date   Trying to find my own niche   Accomplishing nearly zilch   Do I give in and condom?    Suck up to the norm?    I can't relate   This box of condoms   Is past it's expiration date