Nothing bad ever happens to me   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Why should I care?      A man broke into my neighborhood   He threatened the family with a loaded gun   He tied them all up and beat 'em real good   He took everything and he got away clean   And I can't believe that anyone would   Wanna do such a terrible thing   But why should I care?      Did you hear about Fred, he's unemployed   They threw him away like a useless toy   He went down the drain after 20 long years   No warning, no pension and nobody's tears   And I can't believe that anyone would   Wanna do such a terrible thing   But why should I care? Why should I care?      Every time I look around this place   I see them scream but I hear no sound   And the terrible things happen down the road   To somebody else that I don't even know      Nothing bad ever happens to me   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Why should I care?   Why should I care?   Why should I care?      Every time I look around this place   I see them scream but I hear no sound   And the terrible things happen down the road   To somebody else that I don't even know      Have you heard about the Joneses, my, my, my   It happened so quick and no one knows why   Their teenage son, he seemed okay   But his suicide ruined everyone's day   And I can't believe that anyone would   Wanna do such a terrible thing   But why should I care?      Nothing bad ever happens to me   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Why should I care?   Nothing bad ever happens to me   Why should I care?   (Nothing bad ever happens to me)   Why should I care?   (Nothing bad ever happens to me)   Why should I care?