Fat and weak what a disgrace.   Guess the champ got too lazy.   ain't goin' to fly now.   He's just taking up space.   Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.      But he's no bum he works down the street.   he bought the neighbourhood deli   Back on his feet now he's chopping up meat.   Come inside maybe you'll hear him say:      try the rye or the kaiser   they're our special tonight   if you want you can have an appetiser   You might like a salami and the liver's alright   And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser      Never eats while on the job   he heard it's good to stay hungry   but he makes a pretty mean shishkebab   have a taste they were made fresh today      try the rye or the kaiser   or the wheat or the white    maybe i can suggest an appetizer   stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight   but you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser      So today his deli comes first   Steady dreams of his past days of glory   goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst   all the while you can still hear him say      It's the rye or the kaiser    it's the thrill of one bite   let me please be you catering advisor   If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight   You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser      the rye or the kaiser      the rye or the kaiser