Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun   It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone   I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block   What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock   And the neighbors are just green   They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!"      It's Frank's 2000" TV   Everybody come and see   Frank's 2000" TV      There's Frank's remote control, you can look at it but don't touch it, please   'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees   The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified   Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide   Everybody in the town   Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby Sound   And I'm mighty proud to say   Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from 30 blocks away      On Frank's 2000" TV   Everybody come and see   Frank's 2000" TV   Everybody come and see      I'm gonna get one of my own real soon   It's like having a drive-in movie in your own living room   Whoa, hey now, hey no na na na now   Hey now, Hey now na na now      Frank's 2000" TV   Everybody come and see   You won't believe it   Frank's 2000" TV   Everybody come and see   Frank's 2000" TV   Get a 2-year warranty on parts and labor   Frank's 2000" TV   Frank's 2000" TV