Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet   But I'm still gonna treat you right   I said you can have whatever you like, if you like   I said you can have whatever you like, if you like   Yeah      Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice   And we can clip coupons all night   And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like   I said you can have whatever you like, if you like   Yeah      Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please   Like Burger King or Mickey D's   And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like   I said you can even have the large fries, large fries   Yeah      Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy   When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply   Want it, you can get it, my dear   I got my Costco membership card right here      Yeah you like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?   Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'   You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it   Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it      Pork and beans and Minute Rice   And we can play cribbage all night   And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like   I said you can have whatever you like, if you like   Yeah      I can take you to the Laundromat downtown   And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round   And baby we can go wherever you like, if you like   I said we can go wherever you like, if you like   Yeah      Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo   You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio   Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold   Buy you a bagel even if it is a day old      And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes   Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's   Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl   You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll      My chick can have what she want   At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want   I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that   Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that      Yeah you like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?   I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday   But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash   Do you think you could chip in for gas?      Mac and cheese would be all right   But let's send out for pizza tonight   And you can order any toppings you like, if you like   I said you can even have the last slice, last slice   Yeah      Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do', do'   Now I can get free HBO   And baby you can watch whatever you like, if you like   I said you can watch whatever you like, if you like   Yeah      And you can always ride the city bus   Got a stack of tokens just for us   Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones   Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right      You want White Castle? Need White Castle?   Long as you got me it won't be no hassle   You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater   If I grab a bunch of napkins for later      Thrift store jeans, on sale half price   The underwear at Goodwill is nice   And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like   I said you can have whatever you like, if you like   Yeah      Baby I can give you anything you please   Even share my government cheese   And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like   I said you can go have as much as you like, if you like   Yeah