Since you've been gone   Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil   Since you've been gone   It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil   Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand   Inside a blender and turned it on   You know, I've been in a buttload of pain   Since you've been gone      (since you've been gone)   I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped   A two-ton bowling ball on my toes   (since you've been gone)   It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved   A red-hot cactus up my nose      Since you've been gone   Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day   Since you've been gone   It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away   Ever since that day you left me   I've been so miserable, my dear   I feel almost as bad as I did   When you were still here