You don't take your showers   You don't use ban roll on   Please don't come near me anymore   I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill      I remember when      You used to smell half-decent   That hasn't been too recent   Now your repulsing all the people you know   You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow   And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go      ''cause you don't take your showers anymore      I had to buy some airwick   You even made my dog sick   You can't come over anymore ''cause your hygiene is poor   And besides, you're a slob      You create a nuisance   When you're out in public   When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes   And they just run from you, holding their nose   And you claim that you're lonely   But that's how it goes      ''cause you don't take your showers anymore      And you claim that you're lonely   But that's how it goes      ''cause you don't change your undies   And you don't use ban roll on   And you don't take your showers anymore