My life is brilliant   What? Was I too early?   Sorry. You wanna start over?   Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now?      My life is brilliant   Your life’s a joke   You’re just pathetic   You’re always broke   Your homemade Star Trek Uniform   Really ain’t impressin me   You’re sufferin from delusions of adequacy      You’re pitiful   You’re pitiful   You’re pitiful it’s true   Never had a date that you couldn’t inflate   And you smell repulsive, too   What a bummer being you      Well you just can’t dance   And forget romance   Everybody you know still calls you “Farty Pants”   But you always have a job   Well I mean   As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine      You’re pitiful   You’re pitiful   You’re pitiful it’s true   You’re half undressed   Eating chips off your chest   While you’re playin Halo 2   No ones classier than you      La, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la, la Loser!      You’re pitiful   You’re pitiful   You’re pitiful it’s true   You’re dog would much rather play fetch by itself   You still live with your mom and you’re 42   Guess you’ll never grow a clue   Well it just sucks to be you